(Tip of the hat to Kevin Coyne)
Every day I think about a better world This one's not the one it's supposed to be Somewhere past Mars there's a planet of fools I know.
Nobody will talk about it Somehow there's been a slip in time and space I'm convinced that I woke up one day and nothing made a speck of sense anymore.
Every day I think about that better world Somewhere past Mars is a planet of fools I know Why should we live here in tears?
I know they're not bad people But I'd like to go home If it's all the same to you dear NASA Somewhere past Mars there's the planet of fools.
Why must we stay here? Why must we live here in tears?
Last night the river went calling Like a train when it jumps the tracks How it roared through the night Vowed to never go back I hear the river men cry We never knew peace.
Are we like a house Made of dry grass? People pass saying Man it won't last See the fire and sparks Spitting fire and smoke.
Last night the river went calling How it pushed through the awful black Boats of gold hanging by their fiery stacks I heard the river men cry Shall we never know peace? Will we never know peace?
Last night I dreamed that I was falling Where do we go? I say to myself If I call your name And you answer crying? We never knew peace Will we never know peace?
In my head the morning never comes Sadly we go Never to come back again Them days I feel like a motherless child Marking time Under the morbid sky.
The heart is a lonely man Hands roll out and roll up again Somehow I know You and I were never meant to be You and I are like flowers under a morbid sky You and I are strangers on a morbid sky.
Slowly we dance Turning Waltzing Waltz across to Texas We waltz by the sea Liar.
I heard only raindrops Burst in the dust Apart Though we wait The daylight never comes Ever.
Somewhere near Somewhere far Somewhere down the street Past the local bar A shot and beer homey kinda place.
Go inside Show my face Someone I barely know A poet with a heart of gold Kathleen call me.
I dropped out of line Past my prime Slave to a way of life I'm just the world that time forgot A skittle bowl social swirl.
Bowl of chili Onion rings And the check on time please Miss Ma'am You And a Rolling Rock.
Kathleen why don't you call my name?
Ladies and Gentlemen Let me tell you about self-pity It's a terrible Terrible Terrible thing to waste.
No one hears me tell the truth I've lost the track of time The blush of youth I'm just a fella to tell a story to Waiting at a bus stop Banging on a desktop I long to see you.
Kathleen call me.
They call me Old Man River I roll I roll therefore I am - Wheeze - Old Wheezer coming down the street...
Somewhere near Somewhere far Somewhere down the street Past the local bar A shot and beer homey kinda place.
I go inside Show my face It's someone I barely know A poet and a heart of gold Both looking at a glass of foam.
I'm not a poet You know that I'm not a glass of foam I've got a heart of gold.